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Post by Bushwick Bill on Sept 2, 2008 16:00:11 GMT -6
Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas .... Too bad......
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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Post by mexicanjunior on Sept 2, 2008 16:04:53 GMT -6
Decent schtick...
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Post by bigdave on Sept 2, 2008 17:53:48 GMT -6
Spam joke box material, Bob delete Saul from the Sideroom please.
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Post by Sideshow Bob on Sept 2, 2008 18:17:59 GMT -6
i give that joke a 4/10
let the game come to you, ese
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Post by mexicanjunior on Sept 2, 2008 18:18:05 GMT -6
Spam joke box material, Bob delete Saul from the Sideroom please. Spam jokes have their place...
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Post by bigdave on Sept 2, 2008 18:19:03 GMT -6
On the forum? I think they are bulletins on myspace only.
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Post by matt51180 on Sept 2, 2008 20:36:59 GMT -6
Made me chuckle. Police brutality joke series is up and running.
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Post by Terd Ferguson on Sept 3, 2008 0:28:10 GMT -6
Made me chuckle. Police brutality joke series is up and running. I laughed. Of course, 2nd in line to puke humor for me is tazer humor...this was close to that.
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Post by bigdave on Sept 3, 2008 3:07:13 GMT -6
Traffic Stop 1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?" 2nd Officer: "Who?" 1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!" 2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?" 1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
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Post by Terd Ferguson on Sept 3, 2008 5:25:41 GMT -6
Traffic Stop 1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?" 2nd Officer: "Who?" 1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!" 2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?" 1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out." dangit, stop stealing Norm's dad jokes...
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Post by mexicanjunior on Sept 3, 2008 8:03:11 GMT -6
Traffic Stop 1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?" 2nd Officer: "Who?" 1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!" 2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?" 1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out." Worst joke ever...
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Post by Bushwick Bill on Sept 3, 2008 10:13:12 GMT -6
Traffic Stop 1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?" 2nd Officer: "Who?" 1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!" 2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?" 1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out." Spam joke box material, Bob delete Big Dave from the Sideroom please.
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Post by bigdave on Sept 3, 2008 10:40:39 GMT -6
I hijacked subject line too.
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