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Post by mexicanjunior on Sept 1, 2011 9:49:18 GMT -6
Saw it last night for Bob's b-day...kind of disappointing, I was expecting better action and a more coherent story. Action scenes were hit and miss, sometimes the choreography is decent and other times (like the final battle), it was a train wreck of sped up footage, jump cuts, towel swatting and toothbrush attacks. It might not have been so bad had Zoe Saldana been decent looking but she has Don Cheadle face and the body of a 15 year old boy. Thumbs down...cable quality at best.
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Post by Sideshow Bob on Sept 1, 2011 13:25:46 GMT -6
There were several unintentionally funny scenes, but the biggest problem I had was some of the ridiculous situations like trying to convince us that an SD card existed in 1992, or firing a gun on a random car in the middle of a residential Chicago neighborhood, then calmly walking away when the police arrive after giving a life lesson talk for 5-10 minutes while all of the onlookers scream in horror. Just really, really, really stupid shit.
Now, despite her undeniable resemblance to Don Cheadle and her sub-A cup (Flatty McFlatterson), Zoe Saldana still kinda does a little something for me. Bet she's got a dynamite "p" and her ass is top-notch. Was funny to see the skin peeling killer from Dexter play her dad.
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Post by mexicanjunior on Sept 1, 2011 14:04:00 GMT -6
Now, despite her undeniable resemblance to Don Cheadle and her sub-A cup (Flatty McFlatterson), The BF's would not have been such a big deal if the director had not tried to show off her mosquito bites every other scene with mesh shirts and shower sequences... |
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Post by Sideshow Bob on Sept 1, 2011 15:46:49 GMT -6
Now, despite her undeniable resemblance to Don Cheadle and her sub-A cup (Flatty McFlatterson), The BF's would not have been such a big deal if the director had not tried to show off her mosquito bites every other scene with mesh shirts and shower sequences... yeah, they needed to focus more on her bottom bottom bottom bottom |
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